“Aren’t you afraid he might really d.i.g his way out of the g.r.a.v.e and h.a.u.n.t you?”

Clifford and Daisy May were married for many years. Their relationship was legendary in the neighborhood, often marked by fiery confrontations that echoed deep into the night. Whenever things heated up, you could hear Clifford shouting,

“When I die, I’ll dig my way up and out of the grave and come back to haunt you for the rest of your life, ol’ woman!”

His neighbors, amused yet a little fearful, often exchanged worried glances, knowing Clifford relished in the fact that he was both feared and heard.mbidienahmaculaybaicuabomaythe

Finally, Clifford passed away at the ripe old age of 98. After the burial, Daisy May’s neighbors, still concerned for her safety, asked,
“Aren’t you afraid he might really dig his way out of the grave and haunt you?”

With a sly smile, she replied,

“LET HIM DIG. I HAD HIM BURIED UPSIDE DOWN… AND I KNOW HE WON’T ASK FOR DIRECTIONS!”

Moral of the Story
This hilarious exchange highlights the power of humor in coping with life’s challenges, even in the face of loss. It reminds us that laughter can lighten the heaviest of burdens and that a little wit can turn fear into joy.

So, pass it on! Give someone else a reason to smile today!

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