A woman named Savannah has shocked the world with her admission of using her own breast milk as a unique deterrent to an office creamer thief in a jaw-dropping workplace drama.
Savannah started this strange incident by buying a bottle of her favorite coffee creamer and putting it in the shared workplace refrigerator without thinking twice. But as the creamer quickly disappeared over the course of the week, her expectations gave way to shock. She had to do some investigating before she found out that one of her coworkers was sneakily taking from the shared creamer.
Savannah came up with a novel and eye-catching plan instead of confronting the person directly: she replaced the creamer with her own breast milk. According to Daily Mail, a week later, Savannah took the joke a step further by writing, “Good morning! Surprisingly, to whoever has been loving my coffee creamer this week! You’ve been consuming my nursing fluids. I hope you have had fun. Salutations! With a lighthearted “PS: It’s organic, so no worries,” she concluded.
Social media users were divided in their opinions after the discovery, with some finding the episode humorous and others doubting its veracity. Some people laughed at the story, saying that no one would actually use breast milk in place of creamer—especially in an old jar.
As others began to share their personal experiences with workplace food and beverage theft, the discussion grew. Techniques included identifying objects as “lab experiments” and leaving enticing “bait,” such as string cheese. Every anecdote that was told provided a new perspective to the ongoing discussion about the best strategies for discouraging coworkers who steal.
Reactions differed greatly; some argued that the breast milk exchange was innocuous, while others called for more drastic measures, such adding laxatives to the creamer. Advocates even contended that compared to store-bought creamers, breast milk was a healthier substitute.
This shocking episode has spurred a larger discussion about professional decorum, revenge, and the extent people will go to secure their personal property. Even though doubts remain, the story has gained popularity as an example of how creatively individuals may solve problems at work.
This shocking episode has spurred a larger discussion about professional decorum, revenge, and the extent people will secure their personal property. Even though doubts remain, the story has gained popularity as an example of how creatively individuals may solve problems at work.